I'm based out of San Francisco but find myself in SE Asia today in the tranquil rush of humanity that is Taipei Taiwan. It's a tough job - but someone has to do it! I teach Engrish to the locals. I'm also taking intensive Mandarin classes (Chinese) and that occupies most of my time. I'm always down for dancing and I love meeting new people. Originally born in the cornfields of Indiana, I'm now available in a new butch spray. I have my moments. I have been there, and I'm even still going there sometimes. As I get older, I get wiser and stupider at thesame time. Is that humanly possible? I think it is.